I stood there stretching for a few moments in my soggy, muddy running kit, pondering the odds of someone coming outside, deciding that I was exactly the kind of person they wanted to promote their brand and handing me a free medium Mitzy Hobo. Far slimmer than many of the celebrities whose matchstick arms are often adorned with a Mulberry handbag, I decided. Perhaps if I had been more appropriately dressed and carrying my Mulberry handbag, I would have had the guts to sneak a bit closer to find out what was going on. As it was, I just stood watching, wistfully, for a while before carrying on with my run.
So what'll it be next? A giant Mulberry ad on the platform of my local Tube station? Mulberry trees planted along my street? Gah...
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